Crochet Crazy

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Here are the crochet ravings of me, the projects I do, and items related to the site. I apologise Im not a great blogger, I have good intentions but get easily side tracked, especially by my crochet hook.

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an eventful day

Posted By on August 24, 2013

So. I got to work this morning and posted a bid on an item on eBay. It was almost too good to be true from the price.

Only downside. It was a collect only item. From a rather non local place. But. For the price it would still be worth the trip. Although time would be an issue.

So. Almost the instant I put my bid in on eBay. They had maintenance which was due to finish 9am. By 12 it was still having fits. However in a very disjointed conversation the seller and I had agreed I would pay she would remove it and I could set off “now” to come and get it. I left just after 12.30.

Sheesh I know you might slow down for junctions but remember guys. Those on the motorway have right of way over joiners. Don’t stop. Hells teeth I was going like 30 something junctions. Every pigging one we ground to a halt. Krept and then went back to 70. Oh and a breif stop for the rubber neckers looking at an upside down van.

I got there just after 5pm.

It was a painfully long drive. Found the road. Heck it must be one of the longest I’ve ever been on. And. Non of the damn houses had numbers. Only names.

Thankfully finally I found a number and quickly found the house in question.

Everything was put in my car and by about 5.15 I was trying to head home.

Yeah Cept stupid phones sat nav had gone fruity claiming all sorts did all it told me and thought crap. And set off anyway trying to remember where in hell I had turned coming the other way. Normally home bound is easier as motorways etc are sign posted. Random house in some road. Is not.

Anyway. By this time I was cross with sat nav so came all the way out of it. Back in and oh look its happy now. So there I am happily heading home. Only then it gets a traffic update and decides I need to leave the motorway it will be quicker if I bypass a few junctions. So at the point I turn off. I’m merrily following what seem like random instructions when “low battery GPs and radio disbled”. Marvelous. No sat nav. Even. Though it has been plugged in all the way there and all the way back so far. Phone turns itself off. Much swearing. I poke an prod it. And its charging. Good. Anyway. Random guesses find me finding a sign for the motorway. Not the junction sat nav wanted but if I’m on the motorway I can work out my way home without sat nav.

Eventually phone turns on and sat nav returns but I’m ignoring it by then.

Anyway. I got back to home just before 8. Thankfully a much shorter trip

I visited a friend before heading home.

Putting this thing together was so not funny! I needed 8 arms and seriously the thermometer in my front room went up about 6 degrees while I was trying to do this. To the point I was sweating so much I must have lost pounds!

Finally having sussed a few bits that the youtube video I found didn’t cover well and I apparently don’t have the “how to put it together” instructions. I had I felt achieved. Everything was together. Its now about 1am

I wanted to knit something. Anything. This thing is capable of so much its impossible to imagine. As the web-site claims there’s something like 40000 pattern things in combinations built in. basically its like a Chinese menu. you select what you want at menus by numbers.

I did find it hard to tell what some of the questions were as the book assumes you know which section to find it in. So one experiment was a complete flop. But I think I know why so tomorrow am I shall give it another go

However to prove it works. I did a quick bit of plain double sided knitting.

Its hard to picture how big this machine really is. Its not really longer than a normal bed so about a meter. But because it has a motor so it can zoom for me and more “spare” space each end then it is somewhat imposing. My biggest issue was having a plug socket in the right place. Will deal with that tomorrow.

So here’s a pic of the machine and a quick bit of double sided knitting. In ugly pink. For some reason the back of work doesn’t look quite right.

cardigan

Posted By on August 10, 2013

So. I finished and sewed together. Only the neck isn’t quite right. But otherwise. Not bad. What do you think?

cardy

Posted By on August 6, 2013

Nothing gives you a weight complex more than llpoking at a cardigan on a knitting machine. Ok. I could lose some pounds. But holy cow it looks huge. I know it shrinks in and stuff but but I have a sleeping bag that’s thinner than this!

Its scared the whatsit out of me. How? It ran out of yarn mid row. If you can make out a blue tuft on the left about 3 inches in. That’s where it ran out and so dropped the remainder of the row. Least it was only a bit. So. Its 2am. I should be in bed shouldn’t I?

Where have I been?

Posted By on August 2, 2013

Much as it is “holiday” time, sadly I cant report I have been to beaches and sat in the sun and gone a lovely shade of brown and so on.. No..

I bust my knee.. I apparently have a 3rd grade tare in something on the “dark side of my knee” eg the back which is a complete tare, and well, it hurts like stink. so, Ive been sitting at home, so, I can hear you thinking about well surely that means you have even more time to crochet? yes, yes in theory it does..

I have got myself a knitting machine, and Im learning its quirks, of which it has plenty 🙂 it and I do not always agree, one thing I seem to be suffering is that Im not a skinny mini, so, I got a chunky machine cos I could be cold in the bowls of hell, but it seems for some reason Im not always going to be able to knit jumpers on it for me! the 114 stitches may not be enough 😛

so Im making a number of swatches and frogging them as i play with ideas.

it was the wrong day to be thinking of fat jumpers

Posted By on July 7, 2013

It was seriously hot ana muggy. inside my house was over 28 and its not a lot less now at nearly midnight. There is little breeze.

But I thought I didn’t do too bad. Its hard to see the 3 cables front and back I did consider doing them in a different colour I think that could work nicely. Maybe.

jumper begins

Posted By on July 7, 2013

Frankly this could be the beginnings of a huge disaster. Why? Well I’m not following *any* pattern. I took a bunch of measurements. I drew them down like a course explained. Although I still don’t really get arm holes. Its going to have 3 cables front ans back. The main one up the middle is a 5 stitch cable with 2 2 stitch lines with 1 in the middle. 2 purls either side the 2 knits and then another purl so it has a bar either side. The 2 outer cables will be 4 stitch cables eg 2 knit pair twisted but not the stitch in the middle. I wanted it interesting but not mind bogglingly hard as well while I have done cables before. I don’t remember ever making a jumper with them. So. Given this will be the 3rd jumper I ever knitted. Ambitious? I’d say so. Wouldn’t you?

You wait till my double knitting book arrives and I want to do a double knitted coat! Ha ha ha. call the loony bin.

spot the pops

Posted By on July 4, 2013

Just about every swear word applies

Spot the problem?

the shawl is done

Posted By on July 4, 2013

Yay. Finally. Ok so it hasn’t stretched with this yarn like the last did. Grr. however I know the second picture is hard to see being white on white but you can probably make it out. The pre picture is best. Oh and yes that is the patchwork quilt I made well one side of it.

Knitting

Posted By on June 30, 2013

So. The shawl is now on its last couple of rows and I’ve started an in the round jumper. Its my own pattern so god help me if it doesn’t fit. It will be a cabled jumper nothing too flash or exceiting. Pretty much I have a plan to cable up the front with a bigger diamond nd then up round the neckline. I did consider running the cable down the back but I decided a more “tie” effect would be nicer. I have a couple of inches of rib to decide as I also contemplated just doing the diamond in the middle. Making a big one with a filler and a smaller one which had no filling so was a bit like a peep hole so I have a while to decide if I could draw I would sketch you my 3 ideas but I can’t I suck at anything involving paper

still growing

Posted By on June 27, 2013

Well. That’s kind of the last row by the pattern but I didn’t like the way it finished before. I’m not sure what best to do all I know is I didn’t like the edging and finishing section of the last. Now. Part of me says make it a lot of holes but at least finish each leaf. That could work. I guess.

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